HUGE BURLY DESK NEEDS NEW FRIEND (Bellingham)
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Date: 2008-10-18, 4:22AM PDT
Meet this desk.
It's been a great desk for a long time. Ah the days, laughing, working, banging heads against it. It's been sitting in the office for what seems like forever. So many memories. Alas, the time has come to find it a new home. Limited space requires a much smaller and less burly desk.
There are several things you can do with this desk.
For instance, it is long. It is 6'2" long. This means for the average sized human, if you need to nap while your friends are partying, you can sleep under the desk. It's burliness will protect you from your drunken mates.
Maybe you're just itching for a new place to have sex. You've already done it on the kitchen counter, the bath tub, the stair well, the patio and the neighbor's front yard. Stick this in the den and have at it. (the views in this ad do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of the person getting rid of it)
You could cover it in couch cushions and use it for a massage table. This thing will hold a whole lot of weight.
You can use it to play beer pong on.
Is your dining room table not long enough? You can fit about eight people around this thing.
You could hire a strip dancer and let it dance on the desk. Everybody would have a great view.
Are your kids jumping on their beds too much? No problem. Just switch out their mattress for this desk. Solid wood. No bounce.
If you've killed somebody recently and need a place to stash their chopped up remains, the drawers are pretty big. Just make sure you line them with plastic bags.
You could put it on a large rubber raft and use it as a house boat.